Hope Your Holiday Isn't Treated As Spam.

Keep a joyful filter open...

How Amazed Are You With Your Technical Tools?

Do they make things easier?

Do You Feel Like An ATM Machine?

Are people always asking you for money?

Do You Question The Locations Of Some ATMs?

Do you feel safe using them?

Is Your Network Open For A Happy Holiday Season?

Will Santa's GPS be able to locate you?

How Full Are Your Computer Stuffs?

Do you need to losen it's belt?

Is Your Social Life On A Social Network?

Does it help in meeting new people?

Are You A Hoarder With Your Digital Files?

How often do you throw things away?

Are You Surviving On Your Island?

Are things connecting?

How Informative Is Your Phone Card?

Does it help you?

How Well Does Technology Help Keep You Informed?

Is there too much data?

How Bright Are Your Ideas?

Do you stand alone?

Experienced Lame Tech Intructions?

Those type that makes no sense......?

Have You Found The Cutting Edge Of Technology?

It looks sharp...

May Your Halloween Be Fun

Boo to everyone!

Do You Have A Computer Game Enthusiast?

Are they really into it?

Do You Feel Lucky In This Digital Age?

What are the chances of you striking it rich?

Are You A Ham When It Comes To Video Conference Calls?

It's easy to be if you have a huge ego.

Do You Think Outside The Internet Box?

If you think at all...

Do You Still Feel Like A Dinosaur In Today's Digital Jungle?

Beware of spears...

How Often Do You Experience A System Crash?

Not daily I hope.

What If GOD Emailed You?

Would you be receptive?...

Do You Need A Booster Seat To Reach Your Computer?

Are Tech things still out of reach for you?

When Was The Last Time You Visited Memory Lane?

How much can you remember?

Are You All About Speed?

Does it matter?.....

What If You Were Upgraded Instead Of Your Computer?

Are you the latest version?

How Tune In Are You?

Heads-up while wearing your headphones.

Out Of Focus?

Can't seem to find yourself?...

Do You Have To Psych Out Your Computer?

...or is it the other way around?

How Hooked Are You On Your Computer?

Do you call yourself a tech addict?

Are We Over Saturated With Communication?

We have one too many gadgets.......

Are You Comfortable With Instant Messaging?

Are you a fast typist?

Have Your Frequencies Improved?

Can they hear you now?.....

Do You Like Being Forced To Upgrade?

Is it bothersome?

If You Had A GPS Built Inside You, Would You Use It?

Do you still read a map to get to where you want to go?

Pirating Isn't Good.....

Avoid it.

Do You Have A Thumbs Up For Technology?

How many stars do you give it?

Are Spams Still A Problem For You?

How often do you experience the problem?

Do You Still Have Reception Problems On Your Phone?

Shouldn't that be a thing of the past?

Have You Visited Your Site Lately?

It's smart to network.....

Do You Depend On Your GPS?

Are you lost without it?

Has The Rise Of Identity Theft Cause Your Computer To Look At You Differently?

Have you experienced identity theft?

Do You Still Have To Reboot?

Shouldn't it be a thing of the past?

Are You A Self Check-Out Person?

Do you find it more convenient?

What Kind Of Ringtone Do You Have?

Do you look for unusual sounds?

How Are Your Phone Ethics?

Do you feel respectful?

On vacation until 8-3-2010

Down time.....

Are You Physically Compatible For Todays Tech Devices?

Do you need to alter yourself to work with technology?

Have You Ran Into Your Fork In The Road With Technology?

Hm-m-m. Which way to go.......

Are You Still A Stone Throw Away From Prehistoric Times?

Can you chisel your way through technology?

Bring On The Speed.

How slow is your system?

Do You Like Voice Systems?

Can they understand your tone of voice?

Do You Still Use Mouse Pads?

Do you have a built-in mouse?

Do You Like Hi-Tek Barbequing?

Are you a webber?

Are You Annoyed by spam?

Do they get on your nerve?

How Reliable Is Your Caller ID?

Are you still an "unknown"?

Do You Feel Like A Notable Author When You Finish A Text Message?

Look out Ernest Hemingway....

How Secure Are You In Your Surfing?

Do you need extra support?

Are You A Browser?

Do you like searching for things?

Do You Use The Express Check-Out Line?

It's an intoxicating experience.

Are You A Serious DVD Collector?

Do you have a favorite?

Is Your Laptop Your Kitchen Table?

Is it inspirational?

How Much Do You Depend On Your GPS?

Would you be lost without it?

Do You Do Windows?

...Or are you a Mac person.

Are You Still Intimidated By Your Computer?

Do you feel less than a 5th grader?

How Addicted Are You To Your Phone?

Can you do without it?

Is The Spirit Of Your Landline Phone Still Lingering?

Do you miss it?

Do You Feel Your Downloading Is Functioning?

How smooth is your technology working?

Can You Hear Your Teenager's Ringtone?

Are you out of touch with your kid?

Are You Adapting With Texting?

Has it changed how you keep in contact with close ones?

How Do You Read Your Newspaper?

Are you substance or virtual?

Did You Ever Experience A Software Demonstration?

B-O-R-I-N-G...

How Involved Are You In Your Online Searching?

It may be too much.

Do Your Computer Do Funny Things?

Beware of the humor key.

Do You Use Texting In An Organized Way?

There are ways texting can really improve our lives....

Are You A PIN Person?

Do you remember your PIN?

Do You Stay Within The Rules When You Text?

Know when and where to text.....

How Much Do You Text?

Are you addicted?

Have You Made A Hole-In-One With Technology?

How well is your swing?

How Current Is Your Phone Service?

Are you still a landline user?

How Well Do You Look When You Come Out Of A Sleep Mode?

I really do look like a different person when I wake up. I have to regroup fast.

Have You Experienced Identity Theft?

It can happen to anyone.

Does Your Ringtone Work For You?

Music is soothing...

Do You Have Confidence In The Delete Function?

Does it help you to keep unwanted things discarded? 

Are You An Ipod User?

How tuned in are you?....

Do Your Computer System Help You Get Your Foot In The Door?

...or is it windows?

How Closed Minded Are You About Closed Captions?

Are you aware of the different functions of CC?

Do Your System Obey When You Call It?

Does it have a mind of its own?

How Friendly Is Your Social Networking?

How well do you "click" with your friends?

Is Texting A Good Work-Out For You?

Do you feel the abs in your thumbs?....

Do Search Engines Work For You?

Do you find what you're looking for...?

When Was The Last Time You Actually Held A Conversation With Another Being?

How verbal are you?

Do Your Social Friends Reflect You?

How friendly are you toward a virtual friend?

Are You A Phone User In The Air?

Do you get a lot of air time?

Are You Faxed Out?

How much do you depend on faxing?

Is It Over Already? Can I Get An Extention?

Only if the holidays could continue forever.

Do Not Text And Drive. Leave It To Pros.

Only if this was possible.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

May the year be a prosperous one for ALL...